Post by kenglish on May 17, 2023 20:23:26 GMT -7
Local media today, reporting that someone near the Trax stop at Fashion Place was seen carrying a "cylindrical object", according to UTA spokesman Carl Arky.
It was immediately assumed to be a stick of dynamite, and the system was shut down.
I'm going to assume it was that infamous "sausage" that Philo Farnsworth was said to be holding at the Statuary Hall at the US Capitol.
That was what Utah Congressman Rob Bishop always told visitors.... Farnsworth "had something to do with sausage".
True story. Look it up.
It was immediately assumed to be a stick of dynamite, and the system was shut down.
I'm going to assume it was that infamous "sausage" that Philo Farnsworth was said to be holding at the Statuary Hall at the US Capitol.
That was what Utah Congressman Rob Bishop always told visitors.... Farnsworth "had something to do with sausage".
True story. Look it up.
