Fill-in "contest"

[CAwasinNJ]

Here's something a little different. It's like those cartoons where one of the speech balloons is empty and you have to fill it in.

Imagine this scene: customer is standing in front of a store display of TV sets and is talking to the salesperson. Customer says "Can it get UHF?" What should the salesperson say?

Post your responses right here in this thread and we'll see if we can come to a consensus on the best one.

[Timmy]

"We have that awesome movie with Wierd Al, in our DVD department!"

[dolt]

You are DUH F ready!

[henry]

He'll say ... "iTunes tagging now available from Polk, JPL, Jensen, and Alpine. HD Radio. It's time to upgrade."

Don't forget the cheesy music! ;D

[CAwasinNJ]

Looks like it's time to stick a fork in this one. It's done.

I got the idea from Firesign Theater. Their response was "No, I don't believe in flying saucers."

;D